Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Summer Tribe Award: Best Bitch

Breaking down the Summer 2009 "Tribe Awards" presented to KTDARPG players by the votes of their fellow players, with tributes to the show that continues to inspire us!

Category: KTDARPG'S Best Bitch
Winner: Villa
Runner Up: Jet

Don't let them fool you. Every female has an "inner bitch" just waiting to come to life & either mess up your day big time or give you an adventure you won't soon forget.

The Tribe had more than its fair share of examples!

Remember the sweet, dingy, sincere little Cloe from Season-1? And how she grew up into the angst-filled, rebellious teen that you loved to have by Season-4? Or how about dear Trudy. That girl could keep your head spinning, she'd change so fast from human being to bitch and back again! Amber had her turn at that wheel but mostly she was the patriotic martyr-type. Salene was the sacrificial lamb most days, but just ask Ryan about those mood swings of hers. Ellie, Ebony, Moz, Ruby, May, Patsy, on and on and on ... yep, lots & lots of examples.

The best ones raise bitchy-ness to an art form -- and KTDARPG has some of the best!

The best of the best is Villa (31% of votes). From the second she came on the scene, Villa has been a constant source of ... well, hmm ... surprise? laughs? outrage? craziness? It's hard to typify this girl. Outa control is probably a kind way of describing her. From the game, we know why she is the way she is. Sorta. Kinda? But we can say with absolute certainty that, with Villa around, you will so definitely NOT be bored! Just ask Marionette!

Right on the heels of first best is second best: Jet (25% of votes). To all appearances, Jet is a cold, hard bitch with a royalty complex. Maybe she comes by her ruthlessness honestly. She was tribe leader of the Vamps until they were massacred. Who are we to judge?

Ah, where would we be if all our characters were sweet and honest and loyal and true. Sometimes it takes a bad girl if you wanna have fun!

-Chyna

Photo source: copyright Cloud-9 "The Tribe"

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